Do you ever think maybe you were designed to be an alcoholic? Sometimes I feel that way and I'm not even Irish...
Here are the pros and cons of drinking for me:
+ It makes me more energetic, stronger, more creative
+ Relaxes me and makes me happier and comfortable
+ I never get hangovers
+ It makes my genitals tingle for some strange reason...
- It makes me bad at walking and driving (but I never drive even while sober...)
So far I haven't heard from anyone who gets a tingly crotch from drinking, does that make me special? How many people do you think alcohol genuinely helps?
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