What are the best "I can't go out with you" exuses?

Question

Suppose someone asks you out but you really rather not, what's the best thing to say to the person?

Not a serious question!! I already know the best answer would be "tell the truth"

be creative and funny! Most funniest answer gets 10 pts i promise i wont forget about it and leave it up for voting!

have fun!!

Answer 1

My parents won't let me date until I'm older.

Answer 2

Say i would go out with you but......"My imaginary friend doesn't like you"

Answer 3

i need to hear this =D

well one i use sometimes is i tell them im g*y

its not a complete lie either.

Answer 4

I would go out with you if I didn't find you hideously repulsive.

Answer 5

"Your brother's better looking though."  

Answer 6

Aww what a shame I'm gonna be sick that day!!

d**n! I'm visiting Elmo in Elmo's World that day.

Answer 7

uhhhhhhh

ummmmmmmm

errrrrrrrrrrrrrr

you know..........

I gotta..............

MY DOG DIED!!!!

(Running away)

Answer 8

Me:what? *cchhhccc* what? *chhh*

Him: Are you okay? im not talking to you on the phone...

Me: What? i cant hear you... umm, im gonna have to call you back later... *chhhhccch*

and then i walk away.

"ps. im a blonde"

Answer 9

from a guys prospective

If you want to be funny get her best friend and make her pretend to be going out with you "if your not already"

Answer 10

"oh.. oh god.... i feel a contraction...oww.. gotta go.. ill.. ill call you.."

Answer 11

I need to stay home tonight and wax my back

or

My husband is coming back into town today so me and my 7 kids will be spending the weekend with him

or

Oh I'm sorry I'm on stage at 9 tonight *wink*

Answer 12

I would, but what if my other boyfriends found out?

Answer 13

"I can't go out with you, so I gotta go now..gotta feed my kids and my fat cats. Alright?"