What are the best ways to annoy your doctor?

Question

When you go to the doctor for your annual check up and stuff like that well duh everyone hates it. So I need some ideas on how to annoy my Doctor. YAY pleaes help me!

Answer 1

Disagree with everything he/she says, especially the advice they give you.

Doctors HATE that!

Answer 2

lol..this is a greatest question... hmm p**p you pants.

Answer 3

Say "how do you know?" in an obnoxious voice after everything he says, and insist that he's doing it all wrong.  Act like you know better than he does, and constantly interrupt him while he's trying to concentrate.

Answer 4

Tell him/her all the Doctor, Doctor jokes you know and wait until they give the correct responses.

E.g:

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

(don't respond to anything apart from "Then pull yourself together man!".... then ask another)

Answer 5

Keep asking the same questions, OVER AND OVER. make them be such dumb questions that he wants 2 trow u out

Answer 6

ask WHY? after everything he asked you... he should get truly annoyed... i know i would... HAVE FUN

Answer 7

ask him how many free dinners he got from the drug reps this month

Answer 8

In the middle of your check-up ask him if you can go outside for a smoke.

When he asks you if you're taking any medications, ask him if that includes Coke and Pot.

When he taps your knee to check your reflexes, kick him in the face.

When he puts that stick down your throat, instead of saying ah, puke on him.

When he checks the "rear end"....f**t on him.

Answer 9

When they ask how you're feeling or something similar to that say in an annoying voice, "Whatsit to yeh?!"

That drives them crazy! BAHAHA!

Answer 10

smoke weed a few days before your appointment (if you are getting a blood test)

Answer 11

yes, annoy the person who has a lot of shots and the power to put you on heavy meds :)

Answer 12

Say there is something wrong with your arm and when they touch it to feel it say you have a skin eating diesese

Answer 13

ask him if he knows what hes doing constantly

and tell him hes doing the blood test wrong when hes about to stick the needle in your vain

Answer 14

Tell him your toe nail hurts!