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What are the dumbest fortune cookie readings anyone has received?

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The one I got yesterday said: "May you have a good appetite." thats it, duh, i know im going to have a good appetite

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i got one that said the cat cant chase a sleepin mouse

ha
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that i was gonna get a promotion this year and i dont even have a job im only 13.lol it was funny!

i hope somebody can help me:

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"Your fortune is in another cookie"

So I asked the waitress for another fortune cookie - and there was no fortune in that one!

(Actually, I found it amusing.)
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I had one that said I was eating a fortune cookie.
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I got one that said

"Smile if you like this fortune"
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I actually got this one:

Never forget a friend. Especially if he owes you.

But, I have always found this one funny:

THAT WASNÃ¢Â€Â™T CHICKEN.
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Help! I'm being held prisoner in a chinese fortune cookie factory..:)) not really trying to be amusing
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Youll have good fortunes..

hmm thanks!

OH and my lucky numbers were 10, 33, 90! yay
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I got one when I was seven that said, "you will be married within this year."
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"a carrot a day keeps a doctor away"

hmmm...i was so confused, i thought it was supposed to be an apple, lol
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"you will find a missing sock in the next couple of days"
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