What are the funniest names you have heard a boxer called on this site?

Question

My two favorites are both by ACEMAN, "Mayfeather" and "Dr. LameHammer". I could use some laughs, what are some others.

Answer 1

You know I did not see people call many boxer's name on this forum but I name a couple I seen elsewhere on different sites. On ESPN.com/boxing, they called Wladamir Klitschko Dr. Snoozehammer for his performance against Ibragamov. Also I remember hearing about how Gatti was named Gatted for his KO loss against Gomez. I also remember Jerlame Taylor for his lackluster performance against Spinks.

Answer 2

That was one thing James Toney was always good for - amusing banter. I did like when he was going back and forth with Freddie Roach. I remember when he cracked the heavyweight division and the talk went around about his Bhuda Belly. That was actually his best defense when he first tested positive for steroids. "Did I look like I was on steroids I was a butter ball. Look at me" I don't remember too many names from this site although I do get cracked up here and there especially by ones who are unintentional. I'm looking forward to some good answers.

Answer 3

Pretty Girl Floyd Mayweather

Pretty ***** Floyd Mayweather

Floyd Gayweather

Oscar g*y La Hoya

Evander 'The Real Old Deal" Holyfield

Roy Jerkoff Jones

Jermain "Bad Decisions" Taylor

Jerlame Taylor

I won't let me type the second of PBF's nicknames but it starts with a b and ends with an h.

Answer 4

Mayfeather sure tickles my funny bone.

Answer 5

Thanks Blogbaba, Dont forget , Floyd  ''Predator'' Mayweather Sr. All he needs is the body armor and a laser gun and he could be in the next movie fighting Aliens.  Or cast the Klitschko brothers as the ''Frankenberry'' twins in a movie.

Answer 6

Floyd Mayflower jr.

That predator Mayweather SR. is really funny. I have actually used that name in some of my past answers.

Sugar g*y Leonard(great Boxer)

Answer 7

James Tummy (Toney)

John "the Quiet, Whiny Bit@h-of-a-Man" Ruiz

Chris "Hits as hard as a Humming" Byrd

Nicolay "Sasquatch" Valuev

Wladimir "2-Punch Wonder" Klitschko

Tommy "TRY TO BE false-POSITIVE" Morrison

Oleg "How'd I Get Here?" Maskaev

Jameel "BIG-Disappointment" McCline is tied with

Jameel "BIG-DownTime" McCline

and my personal favorite:

Eric "AYCE" Esch. . . .  . (all you can eat)

Answer 8

I have to admit that the "Mayfeather" name cracks me up at times.