What are the funniest/weirdest dreams you've had?

Question

Last night i had a dream that I had the power to make people smaller or bigger by saying a fraction followed by there name, ex. if i said 1/10 Brandon I would become 1/10 smaller and then the government was after me for my powers and of course I said 1/10 police officer, the officer turned into a ginger bread man... I've also had dreams where Beyonce shot me after buying a parrot...I really doubt the dreams mean anything but I thought they were fun to reflect on. What dreams do you have in your weirdest dream collection?

Answer 1

One time I had a dream that someone that I didn't know that lived in Jamaica bought me a really beautiful ring that had my name carved into it, and told me that they wanted to marry me.

I don't know where that came from.

I've had a lot of others, but, I can't remember.

Answer 2

weird...

my weirdest dream was me on my elementary school roof with my teachers making me play games i dont like, then i notice my arm, it wasnt broken, then i yelled out, hey ppl we dont have to do this this is MY dream, then i jumped off the roof and i woke up haha

Answer 3

ok, this is very long and complicated but toatally weird!

It starts out with this big giant field surrounded by trees.  At one end is this sorta victorian mansion, and in it are lucy and peter from the chronicles of narnia.  Peter goes out in the field and this big battle ensues and i dont remember the details very well cause it was complicated.  

after this stuff is all done, it shifts back to Lucy going downstairs.  But on the way she is confronted by this wer-wolf like creature.  she and other random people in the house manage to kill it.  but then me in my dream asks if people who are bitten by it turn into one.  And of course they do.  so now we have a problem on our hands.  you can tell if someone is gonna turn into a wer-wolf because they take this glass and seem to dip it into the floor....... dont ask why.

somehow or another a whole group of people become infected, but they are contained by being placed in this large dish of water, wich means they wont turn into a wer-wolf unless they come out.  So i learn that the cure lies in these special mushrooms.  so i voluneteer to go find some.  i walk out the back door and two little mexican girls (i had just gone on a trip to mexico before the dream) walk out and agree to help me find them.  

we walk for a while and find this little group of beat up houses.  the girls go inside and give me a note which has writting on it but i dont know what it says.  then this guy i know in real life comes over to me and says he was bitten but wont turn into a wer-wolf unless six or more people are around him.  So i continue on finding the mushrooms alone.

I come to this strange looking market where i learn the mushrooms are.  I find a seller who tells me that i need tomatoes, not mushrooms.  so i buy tomatoes but grab a few of the mushrooms just in case.

i return to the house and a lady i know in real life is there and says she can make the cure.  she grills the mushrooms and feeds them to the infected but says she didnt do it right.  but it turns out she did and everyone is cured.   But in my dream i never find out what happened to the one guy who couldnt be around six or more people.  

Weird, huh?

Answer 4

I had a dream that a restaurant served leftover food that had been eaten from by previous customers(but it was half priced). And the sign to the restaurant was in a dark, sickly looking green. Boy, it was weird to me!

Answer 5

i had a dream that i had all ready gotten ready for school so i woke up and didnt realize that i was dreaming and set my alarm for like 7:15 so i was l8 fr skool!

Answer 6

First it starts off with me being in space and on top of a platform with bathroom stalls, it looks like a public restroom with no walls floating in space. King Kong is hiding in one of the stalls, then it skips to another scene. Here I am being pursued  by a giant donut with chocolate frosting through a sort of hallway/tunnel/waterway then the donut becomes a giant thumb and is trying to press me. Then I get the sense that two newly weds in their bride and groom attire are watching me from above as I am running through the tunnel, and then the giant thumb is joined by a giant needle... then I don't remember what happens next. I've had that dream since I was around 6 years old, and it sometimes reoccurs when I have a fever.

Answer 7

I had a dream that i woke up at 11:00 am and was late for school, so i started to panic, then my older brother came to tell me that we weren't going to school because pizzas were falling from the closet, so when i went downstairs i saw many many many pizzas falling off the closet and my mom was trying to catch them all... she was very mad lol

that was the weirdest one so far...

then I had a dream that my parents bought me a car and an apartment....that was a happy dream....:)

Answer 8

uummmm okay one time i was dreaming that i was dreaming.  i woke up, and everything was exactly like real life.  i got up to get my glasses, and suddenly the flash and spiderman crashed through my cieling and started duking it out.  i was 8 and obsesssed with super heroes.  i spent the next hour after acually waking up paranoid more superheroes would decide to settle their arguments with fists in my house.  the funniest one was i had a pet squirrel.  his name was toby, and he did whatever i said.  everyone would always ooh and aah over him, and people offered to buy him.  (long dream) i was sleeping in my dream and suddenly a white kkk squirrel came in to kill mine cuz he was jewish.  they had a kung fu battle and my squirrel opened his mouth really wide and ate him.  i was 9 then.  i thought it was hilarious.  i was a twisted kid.

Answer 9

lol i had a dream i was downstairs eating cereal in the kitchen and then my parents came down and my dad was wearing my moms bra and panties and my mom was wearing his boxers and i looked and them a said, "Wtf!!! R U guys high!" and they looked at each other and said, "oops" and they went back upstairs.

weirdest dream ive ever had lol

Answer 10

Thw weirdest dream I've had was about 10 months ago, I had the same dream for 6 days in a row....lol....

---I was sitting down like an indian in a huge pile (ocean size) of carrots and I had this tired face as if I'd been sitting there for days, and all I was doing was eating carrot after carrot and the carrots in front of me where all nice-colored and the carrots in my back where all my left overs....I remember thinking "I don't want any more carrots, it hurts to chew....." but I still grab another carrot every time I threw the old one...

LOL......

Answer 11

I don't remember the dream but I talk in my sleep and my sister said one night I screamed out "I guess you will just have to paint me because there is no other solution"