What are the loopholes in marriage that you can take advantage of?

Question

Lets face it...marriage aint airtight so there's gotta be some loopholes to exploit.

Which ones are you favorite?

Answer 1

You can do anything you want as long as you don't get caught.

*if it doesn't work out as planned you'll wind up losing half of everything you own*

Answer 2

The one where the woman must put out on a "regular" basis. They all kind of differ by state and some of them r so old almost no one knows about them.

Is the thumb rule still enforced in some states?

Answer 3

You mean cheating?

Marriage is imperfect (granted), but is 100% AIRTIGHT!

And there is absolutely no exploiting of any kind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 4

If you love your mate, you would NEVER exploit them.

Sounds like such an exploitative relationship is a sham.

Answer 5

I'm pretty sure that if you are looking for loopholes than you shouldn't be married.  Here's a suggestion - instead of acting like a pig, just look your wife straight in the eyes and tell her you want out.  You may not be able to do that, though, because it would involve you actually being a man for a change.

Answer 6

everytime I run into one of your questions it makes me wanna puke...

Answer 7

I love my significant other no need to look for loopholes.  Some of us do feel this way you know.  

Marriage can be wonderful when both put their whole heart and soul into it.

Answer 8

I am so glad my husband is NOTHING like you he's an actual man. Not a little boy

Answer 9

There are no loopholes & if you're even looking for one, you shouldn't be married. I feel sorry for any woman who has to deal with you - in or out of marriage. What an attitude!!!

Answer 10

Loopholes?

Well I know a gal who married a guy and when he paid her $40,000.00 student loan off she took off with a much younger guy.  She didn't have a dime so he couldn't get his money back.  Is that what you are talking about?  

Answer 11

HAHAHA! You're looking for LOOPHOLES already!? GEEZ!