What are the morals... ?

Question

The story with 3 morals...

A bird is flying in the middle of winter, his wings freeze and he falls to the ground. He is laying there half frozen and dying, when a cow comes along and takes a dump on him. The warmth of the cow dung thaws the bird out...he is so happy to be alive that he starts to sing...a cat hears the bird singing and digs him up and eats him.

The story has 3 morals... what are they?

Answer 1

don't fly in winter

that's all i got  

Answer 2

keep quiet.

dont wait until its too late to travel.

cow dung is warm?

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Answer 3

something like when you find yourself in deep shiit, dont make a sound...something along those lines, but i cant remember exactly what