What are the most obscure vegan fake meat products you have seen?

Question

Have you eaten any of them?

Answer 1

Field Roast Chipotle Sausages!  So good!  Spicy! So hard to find.

Answer 2

Yes I have eaten many of those mentioned and here in Toronto Canada, I buy a product labelled "Tofy Jerky" it is the chinese bean curd sheets soaked in the smae kind of marinades meat jerky is made with and ried in a heat source also, it is like tofu fruit leather with soya sauce and chils on it, I buy it at a Vietnamese bakery and loved the hot and spicy one, a bit of a challenge the first time you eat it, you need strong teeth and a strong resolve also. Can irritate the bowel in some people.

Answer 3

Unbranded TVP that are colored or shaped to look like shrimp, pork or chicken bits. I tried them but they seem to taste too much like the real thing so I have doubts that they are really vegetarian. The seller insisted that they are but....

Answer 4

I think it was something that was supposed to resemble a fish fillet.   No..I could not bring myself to buy it.

Answer 5

I once saw a can of vegetarian "tuna". I was afraid to try it. (lol)

Answer 6

Vegetarian mouth breeder.

vegetarian beef tendon(I've tried this one)

vegetarian rolled squid/squid jerky(this one too)

vegetarian sea cucumber

Answer 7

A lot of people don't seem to know about wheat gluten (seitan).

Answer 8

When I was in NYC, we went to a restaurant that was all vegan and they had mock shrimp.  I have never been a fan of seafood and never liked the look of it.  It didn't really look like shrimp or taste exactly like it, but my god, it was fantastic.  I asked and it was made completely from seaweed.  I wish I knew where I could get my hands on a recipe!

Answer 9

I've seen a lot of mock seafood products, which for some reason creep me out in a way mock burgers don't.  My little vegan grocery has "shrimp" that look for all the world like cocktail shrimp.

Answer 10

Oh, the fake chicken b*****s in the shape of a chicken. UM HELLO we don't eat animals so why are you shaping it to look like one!?