What are the needs of the common monkey or chimp ?

Question

and what the h**l is a monkey acceptance program ?

Answer 1

This is what I love Yahoo Answers for - some extremely odd and amusing questions!

I guess a common monkey needs common things: food, a place to sleep and something to be occupied during the day.

No idea about the monkey acceptance program, perhaps it's something to do with accepting your inner monkey? You know we all have one! ;-)

Answer 2

I recommend visiting a zoo and asking the Monkey House keeper ..

NB. it's like the Masons (I'm sure there's a very good chance you will be accepted :-) )