What are the odds of the Second Coming happening during the rest of 2008?

Question

Please explain how you arrived at your percentage....

Answer 1

Percentage? 0%.

I doubt there was a first coming. Makes it hard to think a second one is imminent.

Answer 2

%0

or

0 in 0

There is no reason to believe that Jesus or any other religious figure will appear at any time without human manipulation (fakes).

  What is the possibility that a dragon will eat my children?

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0 in 0

Answer 3

The 20th century will always stand out in history as a time of change.

Seeing as how He came in 1920 the odds are:

100%

divided by

(x) the individuals spiritual level to find out who He is plus (y) their ancestral merit plus (z) the common will of all mankind to fulfil Gods will.

A variable rate (unfortunately for some).

Answer 4

Cute spider

There are no odds to be talked about.

Dead people lose the ability to walk the second, their brain dies, some of them the second, they are nailed to a cross

Answer 5

Assuming there was an equal chance of the second coming from 30 AD when Christ was crucified and ressurected, that's 1978 years. that means that each year has 1/1978 chance, so the remainder of this year has a roughly 1/3956 chance.

Then again, it's not about odds, God knew the second He would come the second He said it.

Answer 6

Sir Issac Newton didn't think Jesus would come back until after 2060 at the earliest. So according to the gravity guy, we got plenty of time.

Answer 7

you have a much better chance of being bitten by your spider.

or about the same chance of me having a blizzard here in Florida.

Answer 8

oh boy am i going to get thumbs down for this one. well i have read and according to the book of mormon there would be a 98.77% chance. it's pretty simple math really. that book states that jesus will come back with in 2000 years. its widely believed he was 33 when he was crucified. so divide 2008 by 2033 gives a 98.77% chance since it will only get larger as we approach 2033.

Answer 9

100%

There are things that must happen first before He comes back.

Answer 10

The odds would be 0 to 0. 1938 could have been a 1 in 10 year, but no collectors for the bet. You could make the same argument for every year for the past 3000 years and no one has collected.

Answer 11

0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000...

And I think that's being generous.  

Answer 12

The odds are precisely zero percent.

How did I come to this percentage - Because religion is, in my opinion, a delusion.