What are the odds that the earth will implode in on itself in the next five days?

Question

What are the odds that the earth will implode in on itself in the next five days?

Answer 1

There's no chance of imploding because the earth is not hollow.

If your choice of words were messed up - and you really meant to say exploding or even erupting, then it's still zero/zip/nada

Answer 2

The same as in the last five days.

Answer 3

compared to the chances of every atom undergoing spontaneous Proton decay at once, really really good.

Answer 4

Zero.  The Earth is not hollow, therefore no implosion will occur.

Answer 5

How much are you willing to bet on it?

I'll cover it.

Put up your dough chum.