What are the quotations permanently stuck in your head?

Question

for example, a couple of mine are:

"Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses"

and

"One bright day in the middle of the night/Two dead boys got up to fight/Back to back they faced each other/Drew their swords and shot each other/A deaf policeman heard the noise/Came and shot those two dead boys/If you don't believe this lie is true/Just ask the blind man/He saw it, too."

"The best part of 'believe' is the 'lie'"

"I hope or I could not live."

Answer 1

"A wise monkey is monkey who does not monkey with another's monkey's monkey"

:)

Answer 2

After a while this 2 shall pass

It wont always be like this

Who dont hear wld feel

all that glitter aint goal

a guilty conscience need no accuser

Answer 3

If you need something, don't hesitate to ask someone else first.

If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten"

no vain, no gain

life is like a coin.  you spend it any way you'd like, but you can only spend it once.

Answer 4

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

Answer 5

"In the end it will all be ok, if it's not ok, then it's not the end"

Answer 6

"If you aim at nothing, you will hit it every time."

"The bitterness of poor quality will remain long after the joy of meeting the schedule."

Answer 7

"The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person. "

-Chuck Palahniuk (from Invisible Monsters)

It is my favorite quote.

Answer 8

SNOW. PATROL. SAVE. YOUR SOUL.

FEEEL THEEE COOLD. TAKIING HOOOOLD.

Answer 9

I like yours.

Here are some of my favs:

"Life is far too important to be taken seriously." - Oscar Wilde

"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes." - Thoreau

"Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car." - Garrison Keillor