A fellow bought a new Porsche and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle Hit 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a P," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit !00, 120, 150.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I REALLY don't feel like more paperwork, I'm tired and i want to go home, so if you can give me a good enough excuse for your VERY excessive speed that I HAVEN'T heard before,........ you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and the returns with, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Very well, Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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