What are the requirements to work at the UN?

Question

What are the requirements to work at the UN?

Answer 1

as what?what position would you apply for?you can work a many things there.requisites vary according to what you apply for.

Answer 2

Through very rigorous testing and stringent background checks they are able to eliminate the many applicants that don't meet their standards.  Here is a list of things that will cause them to reject you.

1.) If it appears that you have a backbone or nads

2.) If it is discovered that you actually want to do good deeds for the needy instead of just lining your own pockets.

3.) You are any the Bush adminstration agrees with

4.) If you would be willing to send armed individuals someone to save lives.  (This is an automatic disqualification)

5.) If you can count.  Or budget money.

6.) If your american.

Here are a few things that would put your resume on the top of the pile.

1.) Your related to Kofi Anan

2.) You have previously been indicted.  Especially if you were indicted involving business with the Clintons.

3.) Your knee shake at the thought of physically defending someone.

4.) Your related to Kofi Anan

5.) You are willing to deal with murderous dictators and make side deals against sanctions in order to build your own personal wealth.

6.) Your spine is so soft you think Jello is rigid.

Most of these requirements would also apply to applicants to the ACLU or even the democratic party.  

Hope this helps.