What are the rules for a farting competition, would there have to be a farting post?

Question

Do you think such a competiton could become an international event and gain Olympic status

Answer 1

I think there would have to be some catagories. For example...

The loudest f**t

The most farts in a set time

The stinkiest f**t etc.

Baked beans, sprouts and Cabbage would be banned as performance enhancing drugs.

oh and a follow through would lead to disqualification.

Answer 2

Do you think that your an a*****e? = Yes

Does your question waste internet space? = Yes

Answer 3

umm, hello?  I feel like i'm in the twilight zone - wtf is all this farting c**p??

And how is it AFL related??

Answer 4

duddde thats grosssss but i reckon you would need to have a list of specs to show wat classifys a f**t and you need a person present to back up ur story of afart and yeh it aint ever gonna be olympic cos its rotten and no one would want to pay to see someone f**t and also its bad for the ozone layer

Answer 5

There's so little room on the Internet, I'll try to keep my answer short.

There's Rules and Protocols. Rules:

. No claiming someone else's f**t

. Checking for lumps in public is not allowed

. Farts only allowed AFTER the three second clearance bell has sounded

.  No running, jumping or diving

. No amplification devices e.g. no farting into an IPod and playing it back at a higher volume

. Farting into or over another competitor gains instant disqualification

Protocols

.  No 'here pull my finger' jokes

.  Garlic and horseradish tablets are not considered 'fair'

.  Remember farting is a gentlemen's sport and you should always clap another gentleman's claps

Answer 6

OH MAN!!!!  I think farts are hilarious ...BUT I would have to watch it on T.V.

Could you imagine the gases flying around...Have you ever swallowed a f**t????? Dry reaches.

There would have to be category's.

The loudest,

The smelliest,

The quietest with the worst smell,

The longest,

The most wet,

And top honours would have to be the best tune.

OMG!!! What a laugh that would be.

Answer 7

to be fair it would have to be a free for all,with loudness,length of,odour and variation the deciding factors-but if a person follows through it would be instant disqualification

Answer 8

only rure is you need to go and sit in the sydney cricket ground

the swans fans let them rip