What are the rules for congical visits?

Question

What are the rules for congical visits?

Answer 1

i didnt know they had congical visits in australian rules football

Answer 2

I take it this Q is directed at Collingwood fans?  : )

Answer 3

I think you are in the wrong section- rugby league players seem would most likely know the answer to your question.

Rugby union players might also have a better idea becasue most of them are barristers (or are studying to become one).

Answer 4

very good richo, never thought of that, funny, how did this i end up in here,(the question) thats probably what she will say when she gets her congical visit.

Answer 5

The rules are as follows;

The Afl in the State of Victoria has decided to sanction g*y s*x within prison walls for the first time by allowing inmates to have conjugal visits with registered same-s*x domestic partners.

The change in the rules follows demands by Vernon Foeller, 40, a former club disc jockey who repeatedly sought permission for a visit from his domestic partner. He had the state's first g*y conjugal visit in December, even though the formal change in the rule is still pending.

Under the program, an inmate is allowed to live in a small apartment or trailer within the prison grounds for up to 72 hours with a spouse or partner. Visitors are allowed to bring up to 10 condoms.

Answer 6

You have to have the Congical Disease to get a Doctors visit!!!!

Answer 7

cant help ya there mate

Answer 8

The rules for congical visits to AFL footballers is fully explained in the Magpie Handbook - handed out to all partners of Collingwood players.

Because their players get into so much trouble & are regularly in police custody the club has printed the rules in the special handbook.

Check on the Collingwood web page for contact details.

Answer 9

I know all these rules. I have been abiding by, & using them, for the past 20 years or so.

They are quite complex, so please e-mail me & I will scan & forward them to you as an attachment.

Answer 10

Rule number one:

Get your hand off it, and keep your mind on the job.

Rule number two:

Include the players on the bench.

Rule number three:

Don't leave the play before the final quarter.

Rule number four:

Arrange the next conjugal visit to correspond with the next round.

Rule number five:

Ensure that all players associated with the visit has input into their rights.