What are the silliest, and dowright cruel baby names you've ever heard?

Question

i knew of a set of twins called Dolce and Gabbana.

another little girl called Versace McLachy (ver-satch-y mc-latchy, rhyming)

a month before my daughter was born, there was a birth announcement for a little girl, she was called Maisy Daisy Heaven McCready, it then went on to say, 'a little sister for Pixy Dixy Daffodil'

but i read this on Y! News, Jason Lee from My Name is Earl, has a son called Pilot Inspektor.... honestly >>> http://uk.news.yahoo.com/wenn/20080823/ten-jason-lee-is-a-dad-again-c60bd6d.html

Answer 1

Dude, in Hawaii, there is a girl names Pineapple Mountain Canoe.

Answer 2

Honest to god it has to be my Dads. My dad is actually called Mike Hunt.

So cruel. Then of course, to pass this cruelty on he gave me a name that begins with K. All my letters say Miss. K. Hunt, Nice eh?!

Answer 3

I know a set of twins called Bill and Ben.

Answer 4

I remember my auntie telling me about a girl in her class at school called Annette Curtain. Tooooo cruel!

Answer 5

OK, I've said this before in another question... but a Taiwanese friend named their twins: Jazz and J.i.z.z Lee

(sorry, I couldn't type the second name in a normal way without being censored)

Answer 6

Lol. It cracks me up with all those names you mention. Well, a cousin of my mate named his baby boy as Randy Focker Schomaker. I think this one is pretty cruel.

Answer 7

Fifi Trixibelle, ReignBeau, Peaches, Moxie Crimefighter, Dixie Dot, Audio Science, Banjo, Denim, Godiss Love Stone...

Answer 8

P**c (Yes, he was Asian, and yes, it was really pronounced *that* way.)

Bandit

Shithead (pronounced Shih-teed)

Dumbass (pronounced Doom-bahss)

I taught a girl once whose first name I could not possibly remember because it was twenty-eight (yes, TWENTY-EIGHT) letters long.

Personally, I think that we need to have a name registry like Germany does to keep idiots from abusing children with names like some of these I've read here.  

Answer 9

my friends last name is Turner so if they have a girl it'll be page and if it is a boy it will be fitterin

'page turner' and 'fitterin turner'

lol makes me laugh all the time

Answer 10

lEXUS, PORSHE, MERCEDEZ, ABCDE-( SERIOUSLY)  

Answer 11

Paisley Confetti

and Leroy Jesse

Answer 12

Tere was a girl called "Talula Does the Hula from hawaii" a little while ago.

Mr.Geldof named his daughters:

Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof

Fifi Trixibelle

& Little Pixie Geldof

[How stupid]

&sorry if i offend anyone, but Nevaeh also wins a prize for me.

Answer 13

when i was pregnant and it was 2 b a boy my bf wanted jed ian knight

so is signature wud b jedi knight lucky i had a girl called kaitlynn evie knight

Answer 14

A bloke my partner knows named his daughter Rockstar, although I think it was her middle name.  When I was growing up we lived next door to a man called Jeffrey Jeffries!  Why would you do that?  Could his parents just not be bothered to think of another name????  The best one I know is a girl I went to primary school with called Imogen Althe Peeples - her dad was a John Lennon fan (no joke!).

Answer 15

There were a set of twins called Benson and Hedges.. Appauling, shouldn't be allowed!

Answer 16

I once worked with a guy named "Phat Hung"  LOL  ;)

Another time I had got a business call from a "Gagin Deep", but I don't recall how she spelled it.  rotfl  :))

wow!, the things you remember.  

Answer 17

There is a kid in my God-Daughters class (7yo) with the name *Headache*. Now I don't know how it's spelt, but that is how it is pronounced.

d**n cruel in my opinion.

Everyone went at us after we named one of our sons Tobias. At least it's a  respectable name.

Answer 18

Dweeble and Moon are pretty bad.  When I was young, the worst were twins named Patience and Prudence.  These poor kids have to grow up with this name for the rest of thier lives!  Can you just imagine calling your boss Maisy Daisy?  These aren't strong names at all.  My daughter's name is Angela, but she goes by Angel.  She named her son after his bio father (who is no longer in the picture) and he's the 5th.  I liked her pic for a baby girl.  Cadence Lee Marie (Lee for my family and Marie for his), thou her nickname would have been Clam.

Too each his/her own.  Don't think I'd buy fries with that from a kid with a name like Dylan Hendrix either.

Answer 19

well matthew mcconaughey's brother ROOSTER named his son Miller Lyte. thats odd. I knew someone who was friends with a couple who wanted to name there kid Critter, but the state said NO so they named him Ritter. oh and also knew someone who named there son Lucifer. yup. the devil.  

Answer 20

i once knew a bertie basset, and a thomas yamashita

Answer 21

Isnt one of michael jacksons kids named blanket and they both have to wear bags on their heads? Bertha is a terrible name!

Answer 22

Celebrities never fail to crank out some bad ones.

Like, Kyd, Tu morrow, Moxie Crimefighter Gillette, Moonunit & Dweasle Zappa, Scout-LaRou, Tullalabelle.

and from people I know.

Florida Orange.

Summer Ashoar.

Ugh.

And that family just got taken to court (thank god) for LulaDoesTheHula. Or was it LulaDoesTheHulaInHawaii?

Are you kidding? What are you smoking? This is your child's NAME!

Answer 23

I saw something on TV the other day about baby names and apparently one person called their twins fish and chips! Honestly! I couldn't believe it!

Answer 24

lol ewww at some of those names.. poor kids, well for the weirdest ones I know of (for real) a couple in the neighbouring town named theirs kids - Link, Lock, Chain and Charm. No joke, they live all of 15 minutes away lol.. I mean come on even fruit is better then those names eeeek. Everyone here knows about these poor kids names lol..  

Answer 25

Gwen Stefani just named her new baby boy 'Zuma'...just like the video game!  

Oh, just thought of another one!  I had some paperwork come through at work one day and the person's name was Mei (pronounced 'My') Wang...can you imagine going through life with that name?  I don't know which would be worse, having that name and being female or male!

A couple that my in-laws know, who are decidedly white trash, named their daughter 'Jinx'.

And finally, in Detroit, Michigan there is an arena complex called Joe Louis Arena (he was a boxer).  A couple who lived near there, whose last name is Arena, named their son...Joe Louis.

Answer 26

My sister went to school with a girl named Crystal Chandelier.  Now why on earth would you name your child Crystal if your last name was Chandelier???

Answer 27

Sh*thead...no lie. My hubby and his family run an independant insurance agency and a woman came in to buy a policy. When she presented her I.D. card, there it was....Sh*thead Brown (she pronounced it "Sha-heeda"...but) ...well we all know what it looks like...imagine having to go your whole life explaining *that*

here's a link about some other cases...there's another Sh*thead Brown on there (pronounced "s**+-thade")

http://abovethelaw.com/2008/07/weird_nam...

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this type of stuff makes me cry.

Answer 28

Princess, Apple Beulah, Milfred,

Answer 29

Well he may not be a kid but . . . the president of the Realtor associations name is Richard Gaylord.  Richard can be shortened to "d**k" and he actually signs all his emails as "d**k" . . . So that makes him d**k Gaylord . . . rough . . . I'm not exaggerating either, I'm a realtor, so I get his emails.

Answer 30

There is a person in this country (UK) called Superman. Honestly  

Answer 31

Percy Peacock....and i was watching the olympics the other day and i noticed a lady with the name f***y Fischer...lol