What are the similarities between peanuts and men?

Question

Peanuts are a legume and very sensitive to rot

Answer 1

they have nuts!

Answer 2

both are nutty :)

Answer 3

Both are living things.  Otherwise that's it.  I could suggest that all women are nutty too but that would make me sexist wouldn't it?  It goes both ways folks.  Knock it off with the sexist remarks about men.

Answer 4

No similarities but there are a couple of differences -

All men have a peanut in their pants. No peanut has a man in their pants.

All men have 2 nuts. Some peanuts also have 2 nuts but they can have more or less.

Answer 5

Two nuts per package?

Answer 6

- peanuts get moldy.  Men get jock itch.

- peanuts are fattening, and many middle aged men are fat (and bald too)

- peanuts aren't very nutritious: empty calories.  Not  very substantive. Men get their MISinformation from cranky websites, also not very substantive.

- peanuts aren't very smart.  Ditto for many men, especially the misogynists trolling on G&WS.

Answer 7

They're both useful?

Answer 8

Men have peanuts for brains!

Answer 9

one word...

they both C-R-A-C-K-S

Answer 10

They are both needed by women in emotional distress? I think im the winner :D

Answer 11

small nuts

Answer 12

If you are sensitive to them, they can kill you.

Answer 13

At a certain age, they both have the physical characteristics of a pear or kidney bean.

Answer 14

men have thick outer shells?

men have two nuts?

thats all i got kiddo

Answer 15

Peanuts are not nuts... and neither are men. Its a falsehood perpetuated by the media... DOWN WITH STEREOTYPES!!!

To MO: Never heard of protein? I know its bad taste though to say a man is a source of protein (rofl)... still, your views on peanuts are wrong. So non-peanuts never get moldy?? And fattening and becoming fat are different... cause and effect At least the peanut doesn't say anything stupid, like some (cough) non-peanuts... Why do you hate peanuts? DOES NOT ANY1 APPRECIATE PEANUTS?!.... wow, the parallels... I'm starting to like this question

Answer 16

When you get one that's spoiled, you can just throw it away.

Answer 17

When you have too much of them you get fat and depressed.