What are the stupidest sayings/phrases ever? ?

Question

I hate when people say 'It's always in the last place you look'!!!

Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you had found it?

What are other sayings/phrases that you hate??

Answer 1

it is what it is

same difference

Answer 2

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.  

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

You want your cake and eat it too.

Answer 3

"Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about."

"Ignore him...he just wants attention."

"...and I says ...and she says..." (ugh!)

Answer 4

"What do they sell at Wal*Mart? Walls?"

Paris Hilton, the true American Dumbass.

Answer 5

"New and improved."

I don't think there was a time where I didn't want to smack the person saying that. How can a bloody thing be ''improved" if it's new (and vise versa)? What the h**l?

"Ever so..."

I dunno, it's just a really stupid phrase that I keep on hearing people saying around here. It makes me cringe. Like really. "Oh it's ever so nice!" Yuck.

"Are you awake?"

This is one phrase that is absolutely stupid because people always ask that question when they're calling me. If I answered the phone, of course I'm awake!