What are the top lies that Men and Women tell???

Question

I can think of a few...but My top ones are...

Men - "I Love You"

Women - "Size doesn't matter"

Answer 1

Men - Your butt doesn't look fat at all!

(Bullsh*t, it does; we men just don't like sleeping on the couch.)

Women - I forgive you

(Double bullsh*t. Give me a f'ing break. You keep a scorecard on us and you know it. The first chance you get you're going to use it against us, so stop pretending.)

Answer 2

men i am suck of fighting  

women i wanaa money for shopping

Answer 3

Nowadays, I lied about my income,,,

Answer 4

Theres "I knw where I'm going" and "I totally agree" or

"I didn't here you"

Answer 5

I agree w/your top two.