What are the wackiest names you've ever heard? (not celebrities)

Question

What are the wackiest names you've ever heard? (not celebrities)

Answer 1

theres a girl i go to school with see is the kinda person who makes blodes look really dumb she said one time she thought the name raynebeaux appulle was pretty

Answer 2

Easter Sundae K.

Richard Cox (d**k Cox!)

Benjamin g*y (Ben g*y!)

Allysibithe, a really weird spelling of Elisabeth

Answer 3

Back in the 80s, I was in school with twins named Patience and Prudence.  That's just not real.

Answer 4

* Most of these are names my friend is considering for her kids. The others are either ones I've found or I knew people with these names.

Girls:

Promyse Sy'rinyty - pronounced Promise Serenity. It sounds like a stripper name to me.

Khassydy Nevaeh - Nevaeh=evil trendy made up name. It's Heaven backwards, so isn't that like naming your kid h**l?! Cassidy is cute, Khassydy is awkward.

Fyire Elektra - first name is said like "fire". This is not feminine at all, and Electra is an ugly name on its own.

Prynscezz Herminie - Hermione is spelled incorrectly, and Princess=WTF?! it sounds like a spoiled rotten dog's name or a stripper.

Kai' Enna Fayth - what's wrong with Faith? Too normal? lol And Kai'Enna sounds too much like cayenne to me.

Zsai'Lyia Mhaddyszyn - pronounced zy-lee-ah Madison. OMFG! Madison is bad enough but the spelling is the worst I've seen in my whole life. Also, Madison means SON of Maud/Matthew; It is masculine.

Heavynleigh Alyzybyth - WTF is with all those y's?! If you want Elizabeth, use it, don't make up your own spelling. And Don't even get me started on Heavynleigh/Heavenly.

Abcde - pronounced ab-sid-ee. tacky!

Remmington - One of the little girls at the daycare I used to work at. Her father likes guns.

Alize- Another little girl from work. Pronounced exactly like the drink.

g*y Call- One of my old 4th grade teachers.

Chlamydia and Syphilis- My sister had a friend who knew twin girls with these names.

Asholee - pronounced like Ashley.  Looks more like A$$hole.

Boys:

Caidyinse Anakyn - First of all, Cadence is a girls name and two, Anakin belongs in Star Wars movies, not on a baby. The misspelling is atrocious!

P**c - This is a real name in Vietnam and it's pronounced almost the same as f---. It means blessing. Nice meaning, bad name.

Shithead- pronounced Sha-teed. Poor kid! I heard this on a video on YouTube.

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K - I saw this one in an online birth announcement. First name is pronounced "your Highness". This is awful. Keep Kendall, but drop the rest of the names. It's way too long anyway. It's gonna take the kid his whole life to learn how to spell his name.

Korbynn McKynzy - Corbin is a nice name, but hate the spelling. McKynzy is just plain awful.

Kutter Jo'syah - poor kid! He's gonna have some major problems when he's older. Josiah is cute, Jo'syah is messy. Kutter is evil!

Finleigh Mykyl - no comment.

Khloudd Raycyr - stupid! enough said, and what the heck is with all the weird spellings these days? They aren't making the names more unique; It just makes you look stupid and illiterate.

Harry Pitts -  my old EVILLLLL HS substitute teacher.

d**k Hertz - A guy my aunt works with.

Miller Lyte-  Some celebrity's brother's son's name.

Other weird names:

Chance Given

Ya'Majesty

Ima Horr

Howard Will P.

Hennessey

Crystal Shanda Lear

Harley Quinn

Nuke Turbine

My-Heaven

Skipper Marie

Camaro Dorothy

Blessin' Inell

Toilet Queen (how awful! lol)

Ball Ball (Her married name. lol She married a man with the last name Ball. lmfao)

Putt Putt

Dinner Ware

Bread White (There's a person named White Bread too)

JN42D (she went by Jenn though. lol Poor girl)

Kawaii (this is the Japanese word for cute, it's not a name. You can call your kid that if it does something cute, but don't use it as an actual name. It's tacky)

Nahledge (what if the kid turns out to be retarded? Then the name wouldn't work.)

Star'Nasia (This belongs in the ghetto, not on a baby)

Killian (reminds me of the beer, Killian Red)

Puh-Kahn (pronounced like poo-can. Real Thai name btw)

Trasheona Lanetta (Trash or Trashie for short. LOL)

Tuesday Lovechild Emilangela

Coccaina Cent(girl) (This has to be considered child abuse)

Reef Thomas(And his nickname will be reefer)

Mollye-Marie Carlee

(So many things wrong with this one...

1. Molly is an old nickname of Mary. Marie is the French form of Mary. Her name is basically Mary Mary.

2. Mollye looks stupid.

3. Carlee looks stupid.

4. All the names end in the eee sound.)

Empryss Romance(A future p**n star)

Answer 5

In the newspaper I saw an article on how a girl was named Tahlula Does The Hula. The court took her as a ward of the court and changed her name...to something normal.

Answer 6

Talula does the Hula in Hawaii, that's a crazy name! umm d**k Stryker, sounds like a p**n star! Viet & Nam twins from Vietnam...my brother had a friend in elementary school named Alfredo Fettucini

oh and I used to work with a guy name Du Mei

Answer 7

Abcde...yeah origional. [AB-SEE-DEE)

Answer 8

I went to school with a girl named Jenna Rader..... say it fast.

and having the name Peter Burns would suck too!

Answer 9

Okay, my great grandma's name was Delcina Vina Dodds- her mom made a bet with the doctor she would pick a name he had never heard of. And all my great aunts and uncles have names that rhyme too.

Then when I was in 5th grade their were twin boys named "Viet" and "Nam". No joke. So I was reading some other answers to your baby names and two ladies were straight ruthless! I was blown away!. You should e-mail me! I'd love to hear how you handle all this at 18! I'm 28 and have 1 girl who is 10 months old and i'm so stressed!

It's [e-mail]

Answer 10

frank zappa named his kids dweasel and moon unit

Answer 11

Tuesday

Answer 12

Colt, Apple ( I know that is a celebrities daughters name but I've met someone with that name too) Hassle, and Red, and I've gone to school with people named things like Laquayshia and Shaday or Marquay

Answer 13

My science teacher knew a couple who named their little girl Sunny Dee Light. I thought that was interesting.

Answer 14

Usmail, named after the dad read US MAIL on a mail box.

Answer 15

I had students named Quinstallion & Moo-Moo.

Answer 16

Asian kid in my class had the name Ding (first) and Dong (last).  

Answer 17

I used to work with a guy named Richard, but he went by d**k.  His last name?  Moisten.

Answer 18

An ex-coworker had three children.  T'Niaha, T'Vionn and T'Leah.  She now has two more children and also used the T' thing on them as well, but I can't recall their names.  Definitely a little wacky if you ask me.

Answer 19

My son goes to school with a girl called Truly, not so bad till you find out her middle name is Scrumptious! Apparently her mother is a big fan of Chitty chitty bang bang! There was also a couple I read about in a magazine who called their daughter Chardonnay-Precious! Yuk, what were they thinking.

Answer 20

Quionika

i went to high school with her and it actually had more letters i just cant remember all them, but it was said like that.

i met a kid named Rusty Gates one time and he said his father did it on purpose.

my mom when to high school with a kid named Donald Duck who eventually committed suicide. poor thing. and she also knew twins named Passion and Ecstasy, oh and Mary Christmas

and she went to work with a guy named Richard Julick but went by d**k and his last name was pronounced Jew-l**k so say this sentence three times fast "Who is d**k Julick?"

Answer 21

Felony...that's just wrong.

Answer 22

Ibrahim Ibin Muhammad Smith. He had about seven other middle names as well, but he never used them. I always thought it was weird, cuz it's a whole bunch of Arab/Muslim sounding names, and then just Smith on the end.

Shawnice. And she's a white girl, living in the Hillbilly capital of PA. She was named after a Native American friend of her mother's. She used to get made fun of, by all the kids who's daddy's were in the KKK (there were lots where we grew up) for having a ghetto sounding name, all the time.

Answer 23

plaxico

Answer 24

I know we're listing first names but its important to look at how first and last names sound together, GOD i hope he doesn't look at this but went to school with a guy named Harry Dingle. I couldn't help but laugh every time I heard his name. What were his parents thinking!!!??