What are the worst excuses for pulling a sickie?

Question

i just want to know

Answer 1

When my boys were 1 & 2, I was getting ready to go to work and the dead bolt lock got jammed. I couldn't open the door and I didn't have a key to my 6' yard fense and couldnt climb it with 2 babies.

I had to call and tell my boss I was locked inside my house.

I still get teased about it.

Answer 2

I'm doing my bit to contribute to the collapse of capitalism.

Answer 3

I worked for Samaritans and phoned in sick... they talked me out of it!!!!!

Answer 4

The worst excuse is calling in sick because you are drunk. That will get ya fired every time.

Never be that honest with your employer...

Answer 5

Ive had a few crackers -

I'm too drunk to drive to work

There was a bat in my hallway and I'm scared of them

My dog has swallowed my knickers

My Car has been blown up (genuine)

I thought it was Sunday

My wife confiscated my car keys

My brother told me not to

I'm in the police station

God, I love being a boss!

Answer 6

Just say youre sick. And when they ask whats wrong you should say youre in bed with your mother. Cant get sicker than that can you?

Answer 7

i cant come in to work cause ive got herpies

Answer 8

ive used up all my sick days so im calling in dead

or

my voices told me i shouldnt turn up today

Answer 9

I've got nothing to wear.

Answer 10

You want to cut the grass.

Answer 11

I worked at a place where a guy called in because his cat was having kittens. What really made it bad to me was that my wife's cat got clocked in the noggin by a clock and I HAD to call in and lie about being sick 'cause I didn't want to use a lame cat excuse.

Answer 12

"I just can't be arsed today"

Answer 13

there's never a 'worst' excuse for pulling a sickie...work sux!

Answer 14

Probably...

"i don't feel like coming to work today so I'm taking a sickie!"

That's surely the worst!

The best, diahorrea - no-one would argue with you!