What are things you wouldnt say at a funeral?

Question

What are things you wouldnt say at a funeral?

Answer 1

thank god it wasn't her sister. that would have been a shame.

Answer 2

1. Finally!

2. Funeral...i thought this was a baby shower!

3. wait... someone died?

Answer 3

ur spouse is gonna have fun while ur gone....

Answer 4

DO NOT Say

• Be thankful he was not aware at the end.

• He (or she) had a good life. .

• Things will be back to normal in a month or two.

• Now you need to get on with your life.

• He was only a baby - you really didn't get that attached to him.

• Your mother was pretty old – did you think she'd live forever?

• She was only your friend. .  

• You can’t stay sad forever.

• He wouldn't want you to be sad.

Answer 5

-Go to someone and say to the in a low muffled voice "Your next"

-"Aw dang it i missed , ill just try again" when you see your mom

Answer 6

Thank god it´s not at the crematorium. He drank so much they wouldn´t put the fire out for a week

Answer 7

Weren't gonna live forever!

Answer 8

*while looking down at casket* who are you? u aint my dog. *collapses from being drunk*

Answer 9

1) To the widow/widower - "So what you doing tomorrow night?"

2) Again to the widow/widower - "So i'm guessing I won't be getting that $50 back?"

Answer 10

she/he was gonna go soon anyway!!!

Answer 11

After you say some words, say "aw who am i kidding? geez good riddance, this piece of s**t was such a pain in the - oh wait you're not kidding.......c**p...."