What are three ways to tell if someone is a tourist?

Question

There are three ways that I'm thinking of. Whoever guesses those three ways correctly gets the best answer..

Answer 1

How to tell if someone is a tourist in the U.S.A:

1. Has a brain.

2. Gets killed often.

3. Notice that he saw an obese person for the first time in his life.

Answer 2

1. If they have a towell on their head.

2. When they are talking they randomly say "BOOM!".

3. They have a beard that looks like/probably is infested with crabs. (and not the sea kind etiher.)

*Oh wow! i thought it said "terrorist" not "tourist". wow. im sorry.

**I think thats what "helios" thought too. hahaha.

Answer 3

1. they have maps in their hands

2. they are taking picture of their surroundings

3.thy are on a tour or tour bus

???????

Answer 4

Anyone who asks you 'Where's the nearest Starbuck's?' is not only... not from New York but not of this earth!

If you see people pointing excitedly at anything and everything, they are tourists.

People of any age wearing baseball caps back to front are most likely tourists trying just way too hard to fit in with a fashion fad that was passed 15 years ago.

If you see people smiling and laughing for more than 10 seconds, they are probably tourists. 'What the h**l are you smiling about, this is New York Dammitt!'

Answer 5

they have a camera on them

confussin face looking at a map all lost.

a backpack a very BIG one :)

Answer 6

is the sheets on their bed are on their head

if they have long beards

if they hate america.

Answer 7

They have a camera, they have those little sunglasses that have the string on it so it can hang off of their ears, and they are wearing khaki shorts.

Answer 8

they say something is quaint

they're holding a map

They're arguing with each other

Answer 9

1. they always stare at everything

2. the touch everything they see

3. whenever they see a new thing they go 'wow' or something like that....

idk...that's wat i do though

Answer 10

they are wearing an I love ny t-shirt. they ask you to take their picture. they will pay $12 for a hotdog.