What are today's Conservative "family values" ?

Question

Please excuse my ignorance, but I new to your great country.

I see that republican vice leader Mr. Cheney supports his L*****n daughter's decision to have baby without marriage to her girlfriend. Then teenage daughter of Mrs. Palin who is republican candidate to be vice leader is having child without marriage.

Finally, I see that conservative minister leader, Rev Ted Haggard who provided consultation each week to President Bush is g*y man who also took many illegal drugs.

In my former country, we were taught that American conservatives were against these behaviors. but I now believe that this was incorrect.

Answer 1

Conservatives do not eat aborted fetuses like the Obama's and people from your country do.

Answer 2

Yes, I excuse your ignorance.

Answer 3

Eat crow conservatives.  

Answer 4

Rule #1: The bigger the family the better. Make sure to have children with your wife and produce some in out of wedlock s*x too. You also need to make sure that your children start having babies very early. It's vital for the expansion of the neoconservatism cult.

Rule #2: Rent prostitutes

Rule #3: Repeat "god bless" as many times as possible to fool Republican bible thumpers.

Answer 5

Repubkican family values Make as much money as you can no matter who you have to step on to get it. Tell so many lies that in the end you dont know what the truth is any more. Dont do as I do Do as I say.Fix elections. And never admit your foot is nervous in a washroom at an airport in Minn.

Answer 6

If you are a 17 year old girl living in Alaska please do not have s*x with an unemployed Eskimo seal hunter, especially if a Republican picked your Mom to be VP candidate.

Answer 7

All are sinners,I am sure if you look at the democrats you will find more than enough evidence of this.Yes palins daughter is pregnant-she is getting married and plans to keep and love her child.This does not change how I plan to vote-in fact it reminds me that Palin is a real person,not some fake super star like Obama.

Answer 8

The GOP preaches traditional family values in order to get votes. If Satanism would get them votes, they would preach that....meanwhile they arent very conservative or christianlike in their own lives