What are ways I can leave the biggest possible carbon footprint ?

Question

What are ways I can leave the biggest possible carbon footprint ?

Answer 1

intersting question?

well dont scuttle off to buy a hummer because for the first 30,000 miles, those huge endearingly ugly cars are more earth-friendly than your yuppie prius. (cause of the battery that the pruis requires) comes from ontario, where the mining has made the place so desolate that NASA uses the facility... then its shipped to france and then to japan and then... to the states and who knows what the h**l to do with the battery?  

Answer 2

I suggest starting a coal mine fire. I'm told a really good one can burn for decades.  Go to pennsylvania to do this, most of the coal there is

Anthracite, which has the highest level of carbon.

Have fun.

Answer 3

I just saw a pink Hummer limo about forty feet long, you could drive one of those around.

Answer 4

Drive the biggest SUV you can, keep your thermostat set at 60 in the summer and 90 in the winter (if that is too hot in the winter, I suggest leaving a couple of windows open as well), leave your lights on all the time and run as many appliances as often as possible.  Also check with Al Gore.  I under he has a monster carbon footprint and considered to be a master.  The possibilities are endless!

Answer 5

How much money do you have?  

Answer 6

Get really big carbon shoes-like sasquatch size.

Answer 7

buy a stretch hummer and drive it everywhere, with a large house with neon lights that you leave on constantly. May I suggest your name on the side in large red letters?

leave your giant 100 inch t.v.'s on all day.

your carbon footprint will grow in no time!