What are ways to be completely annoying on dates?

Question

What are ways to be completely annoying on dates?

Answer 1

start by showing them this question

Answer 2

be late and don't bring $$

Answer 3

Throw up in their car.

Answer 4

-Chew with you mouth open

-The second you open a door for yourself close it so it closes in her face

-Walk ahead of her

-Talk about yourself and your achievements, then ask her a question

about herself and interrupt with a story about those things and how you do them better.

-Drop names

-Have people call you all night, and answer, have lengthy conversations. Be constantly texting with someone else.

-Make her pay and tell her you don't like "cheap people"

-Spray on way to much cologne

-When you wash your hands after going to the bathroom, don't dry them, then flick water at her/wipe your hands on her clothes while complaining about how long the air dryers take/you hate wasting paper towel.

-Stare at her b***s

-Always look at other girls while she is talking to you

-Call her a slight variation of her name, like instead of miranda call her Minda.

-Tell her what she's wearing kinda makes her butt look a bit fat

-Always subtly compare to ex-girlfriends (I like your hair.... it's not QUITE as nice as my last girlfriends though)

-Chomp gum like a cow

-If you walk anywhere always have your ipod on with one ear-bud in, and then say "what?" after she says something

-Correct her grammar ~ even if it's right

-Be a loud talker, then every once in awhile mumble a lot, then act irritated that she didn't hear you

-Be a class A loud talker on your cellphone. Be one of those people who thinks they have to yell louder the farther away they are calling from.

-If she's in the middle of a story tell her she tells boring stories

-Snap your fingers at the waiter.

-Stare at one spot on her face through-out the night. It will freak her out

-Bounce your legs so the table jiggles

-Comment on every scene in a movie. Then say what YOU would have done instead/WHY it was stupid/How HOT that girl is

-Talk with your mouth full

-If she tells you something, like a fact, say "Mmmm, I don't think that's right" and Wikipedia it on your phone. Wikipedia everything.

Answer 5

okay if you want to annoy her.then don't go out with her.that's rude.and if you are already at your date just tell her the truth.if she does something to you and goes away...tadaa

Answer 6

Thats not nice. If you want to do this, don't go out.  

Answer 7

assuming you have a really good reason for wanting to annoy your date, here's a few pointers - pick you nose, belch, curse, spit, eat a lot of garlic, sing off-key, bring along a book and ignore him/her, spill something on him/her, jump up and down while barking like a dog, wear a costume and reveal your secret identity as a super-hero...    

Answer 8

f**t consistently.

keep calling your mother.

ask the guy behind you in the movies for $20 so you can pay for her cab ride home.

ask the date in the restaurant to pick up the check, and leave at least a $10 tip.

make sure you call your mom again.

bring your PSP.

after everything she says, say "huh?"

constantly pick your nose.

stare at her b***s when she talks to you.

include the word "p**p" in every 4th or 5th sentence.

l**k her face.

call your mom again.

remind her that she has to pay for everything tonight.

tell her that if we get married, my mom has to move in as well.

call your mom and tell her that.

and last but not least, ask for s*x before you even go out.

Answer 9

It's really simply. Just stay on your cell phone, either talking or texting. Totally beyond rude.