I make sure I wrap my presents in brand new wrapping paper, using brand new bows. I'm running my Christmas lights all the time, and boy, what a display! I'm serving ham, potatoes, breads, and all kinds of sweets, as well as many alcoholic beverages. My SUV idles in mall traffic, trying to buy lead-laced toys for the kids. I'm also stocking up on incandescent light bulbs. So what are you doing to say "s***w you" to al gore & the enviro-n***s this holiday season?
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