What are you frequently having to say to your toddler?

Question

I have a four year old, Meghan and I am constantly having to say these things to her.

"Meghan, Gato(my dog) doesn't want your shoes over his eyes!

"Meghan, bed time is for sleeping, not calling China (I take away the phone)

"Meghan!! Toothbrushes brush teeth! Not stomachs! (She wants to brush my unborn child's teeth)

"Mommy doesn't not like playdoh on her lunch, thank you though....."

"I promise that the neighbor doesn't not want you to kill their canary" (Our neighbor has a loud canary)

What do you have to say alot and what are your funniest toddler moments?

Answer 1

no camlin (2 yr old boy) you can't ride keegan ( 8 mos old boy) around the house like a horsey.

no, the dog doesn't wanna share your food, okay maybe she does but you can't share anyway...

nooooo.... don't eat it after the dog licked it!!!!!!

camlin, the toilet is not for storing toys... or other items...

GET BACK IN BED!!!!! (about thirty times a day at nap time)

it is raining, you cannot swim in the rain..... i KNOW you get wet anyway!

there are too many to list here.... lol

Answer 2

I have a 2 year old god brother who i play with alot and i find myself saying....

No sam! Don't thow food at bob the builder, he's just an image on tv!

Sam, let go of the cats tail

Don't try eat the cat!

:D xxxx

Answer 3

My daughter is almost 1, but she loves to give big open mouth kisses; right on your nose. And now that she has top and bottom teeth she tends to use them while kissing. Its usually OK, except when she wants to kiss the dog or the cat on the nose! They are good about her playing all over them and would never do anything, but one day she bit the dogs nose so hard that she yelped! I find myself asking her not to kiss the dog quite often.

Answer 4

mason, we don't smear c**p on ourselves! i can't leave my 17 month old in a diaper or he digs in it....and then it's all over, gross i know!

Answer 5

Please don't l**k the window.

No wearing mommy's shoes on the stairs.

Potties are not stools to help you climb into the sink.

Go back to sleep.  People don't wake up before 5:30.

Answer 6

My toddler (Koby, 3,girl) makes up weird names for her sister (Jada,6,girl) and also practices her Karate skills on her...Here is just a list of the names.....

dumb dumb

Bar-B...short for Bar-B-Que head  (don't get it)

You Oink Oink

Funniest moment...I got pulled over by the cops and Koby and Jada were in the back seat, my mom was in the passenger seat and I was driving. Koby goes, as the cop approaches see Mom, granny told you to slow down..no you go to jail.

Answer 7

"Tyler, Riley does not want to eat your toes!!" (Tyler is 3 and Riley is almost 7 months)

I'm constantly telling Tyler to "get down" off whatever he's on and he's at the point where he stands up on the arm of the couch and shouts "get down!!" but won't get down until I say it. He knows he shouldn't be up there but of course he always does!

Answer 8

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Answer 9

i dont know where your shoes r, look for them your self,

your head is to big to fit in that shirt.

no elijah (boy) u can wear your purse to the store.

no the doctors didnt take out my baby today,

if u dont brush your hair, its gonna fall out

luna (the dog) doesnt want to play horsey

underwear (the cat) doesnt like to actually wear underwear

(and my personal fav) GET IN TO TIME OUT! lol jp

i baby sit two 3 year olds, (my cousins) and i live here! its a pain in the butt

Answer 10

Dont chew on the blinds.....Get the cat out of the tub hes not a dog...Your brother doesnt want you to pick his nose....poo stays in the diaper not on the walls....the dog is not a doll get the bottle out of her mouth and the diaper of of her....honey,why are you in the dryer...my hair was still wet.

Most of us could go on forever great questions lots of funny answers.