What are you most likely to get in the Guinness Book of World Records for?

Question

Anything that you think you just might have a chance?

(Feel free to create a new record activity of your own)

Answer 1

Longest period of leering at people.

Answer 2

Being naked in more places in the world than anyone.  

Answer 3

good question i haven't been on this site very long, well the best part of an hour and I'm totally addicted i just wanna answer answer answer, and yahoo should get in there for just ruining my time, but at least im not bored anymore lol

I guess i could be in the guiness book of world records for being the nicest person lol, seirously i just can't hate anyone, and i mean that even if they don't like me lol

ciao 4 now

ALFIE

Answer 4

Best looking man. Not really.

Answer 5

The greatest number of goof-ups!

Lol!

Answer 6

The first one to say "askdgh asdjvkjsadgsa sjfgvbskfh sdfkusgdfgi."

Answer 7

Most time spent finishing a chapter five of a novel

Answer 8

Most fleas picked off a dog in a minute. LOL

Answer 9

Get the most poo poo or have the huge ****

Answer 10

The number of times I had to wake my husband up because he was snoring too loud.  :)

Answer 11

i would have the world's record for being the only woman to make such bad choices in men.

Answer 12

Having the fattest ****

Answer 13

Being a b*tch for the longest time period, ever.

Answer 14

Wasting an enormous amount of time on Yahoo! Answers.

Answer 15

largest c**p made by a human

5'9"

shortly thereafter john died due to a massive pressure release

Answer 16

record for collecting different types of keychains!!..

i just love to collect keychains.. well i dont have so many .. but if i ever think of getting into guiness.. i will for sure.. buy all kinds of keychains from all over the world!  

Answer 17

Person with the worst laugh.

Answer 18

The most bandaids on one leg.