My three practical jokes are:
1. Putting Plastic Wrap in my parents bedroom doorway/bathroom doorway
2. Shaking up a can of juice so people think its pop then open it in someones face cuz it doesn't shoot out cuz it isn't carbonated but people get SOOOO freaked!!
3. Putting a ripped-up black patch on one of our leather chairs so it looks like the kitten scratched it up
Top three blonde jokes:
1.
Q. What do blondes say when they see Cheerios??
A. Look! Doughnut seeds!
2.
Q. What did the blonde write back when she got a letter that said she was dumb??
A. Hay, yu speld 'smart' rong!
3.
Q. How do you get a one-armed blonde to fall out of a tree??
A. Just wave!
And no offense to blondes, in fact I am a blonde and know that people don't really think we're dumb... BTW my IQ is 148 so you can hardly call me dumb!!
Luv,
Moon Wolf
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