What are your favorite quotes?

Question

Here are mine:

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."

-General Douglas MacArthur

"When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns!"

"This plan is so perfect, its retarded..."

-Peter Griffin, Family Guy

"Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely"

"When people fear the government, there is tyranny.

When government fears the people, there is liberty."

-Thomas Paine

"All that it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

-Edwin Burke

"They must find it difficult...Those who have taken authority as the truth, rather than truth as the authority."

-Gerald Massey

"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon."

-Napoleon

“Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt.”

-Samuel Adams

"It's not who votes that counts. It's who counts the votes."

-Joseph Stalin

Answer 1

I can not and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. -Lillian Hellman

In the long run, we're all dead.  - J.M. Keynes

Sometimes, you just have to look reality in the eye and deny it. -Garrison Keillor