What are your favourite Friends quotes?

Question

my favourite friends quote is :

Ross: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.

Chandler: Du-ude!

Monica: What happened in Atlantic City?

Ross: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...

Chandler: Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude"?

Ross: ...and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after a while he just goes over to her and, uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you're thinking. Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls. And you're right. Chandler's not the type of guy just goes to bars and makes out with girls.

Monica: You kissed a guy? Oh my God.

Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.

Answer 1

Chandler:   Okay Joe, I gotta ask. The hot girl from the xerox place buck naked (He gestures with his one hand), or a big tub of jam (He gestures with his other hand)?

Joey: Put your hands together

Answer 2

When Joey and Chandler are fighting over the chair, and Chandler sticks his hand in Joey's face and starts chanting, "Not touching, can't get mad.  Not touching can't get mad...".

Answer 3

Joey:" You hide my underware.....i'll do the oppisite"

Chandler: " Wha?!!??"

10 mins later, joey walks in with all of chandler clothes on,,,,,all of them!!!!

"How is that oppisite???"

"I think i'll do some lunges""""

LOVE IT

Answer 4

Gotta be Rachel yelling at Ross

"it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!"

Classic.

Answer 5

I'm surprised no one gave this answer already.  I always thought it was absolutely the funniest line in Friends history:

The whole gang is watching a home movie where Ross is going to ask Rachael to go to prom with him, because it looks like her date isn't going to show up.  The camera pans to Monica as she looked in High School: very fat!  When people voice their shock, Monica says, "The camera adds ten pounds, you know!"

Chandler replies: "Just how many cameras were on you???"