What are your favourite pick up lines?

Question

Basically, I felt the Gender Studies section could do with a little humour. So, my question is simple, what are favourite, best or worst pick up lines, that you have used, heard, or have been used to pick you up? If someone did use a good or bad pick up line on you, what was the outcome? :)

Personally, I'm rather partial to; "You're in luck, I've decided to go ugly, early." :)

Answer 1

Those are some nice jeans. They would great laying across my bed.

Answer 2

LMFAO i love pickup lines! >.<

here are some of my favorites...

excuse me... *holds out hand* could you hold this for me while i go for a walk?

could you help me pull this heartshaped arrow out of my butt? some damm little kid with wings shot me with it.

do you know karate? cause your body is kickin!

if i had a nickel for every girl i saw as beautiful as you i'd have... 5 cents

i seem to have lost my number... can i have yours?

are you a parking ticket cause youve got fine fine fine written all over you

do you have a bandaid? i scraped my knee falling for you.

OWW! my tooth hurts... cause you so sweeeeeet.

im not drunk but i'm intoxicated by you

you look cold, want to use me as a blanket?

if you were a booger id pick you first

my love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in

hey. didnt i see your name in the dictionary? yea it was under SHAZAAAAM

if i were a fly id be all over you cause youre the ****!

did you clean your pants with windex? cause i can see myself in them!

Answer 3

The best one  I have heard is "F*ck me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to have s*x with me."   Still makes me laugh. lol

Answer 4

dont have any. just use my looks and charm :P haha lol

Answer 5

"I dreamed of you last night and here you are today.  It is meant to be!"

Not bad....till he went into how it was destiny that I "be his western beauty" and his fourth wife O.O

Answer 6

I like cheesy ones.

such as:

are you from outerspace? cuz your booty is out of this world!

there were others but i cant remember.

Answer 7

Does anyone actually use pick-up lines outside of movies and television?

Answer 8

I have a few:

My neither regions are like the Amazon, green, moist, and teeming with wildlife.  Let me take you on an adventure.

Girl, if I could, I would write your name on the moon.  But only if it was short like Amy or Sue, because I'm not spending a lot of time on that.

Do you work out?  You should consider working out.

Answer 9

"do you kno the main difference between a p***s and a chicken leg?(if she answers no) then how about you and i go out to a picnic?

"yah wanna f**k?"

Answer 10

nice legs..what time do they open??

thats a classy one