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ok herre is the deal yo i am giving the best answer to the person who can make me laugh the most so post something funny and i will give you the best answer ok no joke ....

LOL get it ?? i made a joke :)) "no joke "

Answer 1

Electric Train

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*****s who want off, get the h**l off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*****s who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen."

Answer 2

huh?? =S

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oh... never mind. Well here's a cool quote:

"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've happened... OR you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the **** on"  - TUPAC

Answer 3

soooo, your asking what?

Answer 4

once i was like, omg and my bff was like omg, then we like rofled all day then when i got off my sister got on and said omg! and her friend said omg! and they got kit by a taco truck and got hit by a ball sack and died.........

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Answer 5

what? i don't get it.

Answer 6

There were these 3 guys walking through a forest. They got captured by Native Americans, and the chief Native American said to them, "Go get 10 of one fruit and bring it back to me." So the first guy came back with apples, and the Chief Native American said to him "shove them up your butt without showing any facial expressions or emotions or I will boil and eat you." After the 5th one, he cried, so he was boiled and eaten. The second guy came back with cherries, and the Chief Native American said to him "shove them up your butt without showing any facial expressions or emotions or I will boil and eat you." After the 9th one, he burst out laughing, so he was boiled and eaten. Now the 1st guy and 2nd guy are both in heaven, and the 1st guy said to the second guy, "Why did you burst out laughing? you could of saved your life." And the 2nd guy answers, "I saw the 3rd guy coming with pineapples."

Answer 7

HA!! AHAHAHA!! HAHA!! HAHAH- no.

everyone elses answers r lame so i thought i might give u something decent 2 look @. haha love u all!!

Answer 8

One day a 50 year old man walked to the doctors to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave him a jar and told him to fill it up by tomarrow.

The next day the man walked in a the jar was empty. The doctor asked why isnt the jar filled. The man says " well first i tried with my left hand but nothing worked then i tried with my right hand then nothing worked. so i got my wife to try. she tried both hands and even her mouth. but it still didnt work. so i asked my mom to give it a try she tryed with both hands, mouth and even her feet.

The doctor sais " YOUR MOM TRIED IT!!!!"

The man said " yeah and we still couldnt get the jar open"

Answer 9

There are three people stranded on an island. One is a blond, one is a redhead, and one has brown hair. Then a genie appears. He said he would give each of them one wish. The brown haired one says "I wanna go home!" The redhead says "I wanna go home!" And the blond says "I want my friends back!"

Answer 10

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