What bike would Barack Obama ride? How about John McCain?

Question

FTR im Obama supporter, not a Bush No.2 supporter.

What bike would you imagine either party representative riding?

For me:

Obama: Stretched out turbo Suzuki Hayabusa

McCain: Yamaha Zuma

Answer 1

obama a sport tourer to think he's pleasing both worlds and really just be in his own little world

mccain in a power scooter for seniors

i feel sorry for you yanks, haven't had a good candidate since reagan (not that us canucks have had anyone decent since pre-treudeau... ha, and that's if our neighbors even know who we've had, lol)

Answer 2

Oboma- his death ride (25cc goped)

McCain- yamaha R1 turbo

Answer 3

Obama - Honda Rebel

McCain - Victory Hammer

Answer 4

Obama would ride something made in USA, and McCain would have to check with His Majesty Bush.

Answer 5

jon m, i love your choice for ron paul!  lol.  

but anyway...they'd both have to be american, it'd be dumb for a politician to buy anyhthing but.  

obama- i dunno, i could see a v rod maybe

mccain- probably a rascal.  or something similar if anyhting is made in the USA

Answer 6

figured you was a liberal.  

i can almost see obama on a vespa, wearing a little beanie helmet...but i think the power of the machine would make him wet himself.

McCain would ride anything american made and large enough to mount a .50 calibur machine gun on.

Answer 7

Obama a vespa He wants to be green

McCain A hub around chair wheel chair from the VA

Answer 8

Obama - chinese moped

McCain - HD BossHoss

Answer 9

Obama would ride a Huffy or Schwinn.

McCain would ride in a side car with a driver, because he's so old....Anything else would just fall over on top of him.

Answer 10

Obama would ride a not entirely practical vectrix electric scooter,while it can go faster than 60mph, it gets maximum distance at 25mph.

McCain a Benz patent motor wagon. (3 wheels, its a motorcycle).  Which has a tiny tank, and won't get very far, and is just full of new ideas,and great plans,.

Answer 11

Obama would definitely ride a sportbike, fast and popular, but not reliable.  I think the Busa is a good one, it'd be stock for me though.

McCain would ride like, the original frickin' Harley-Davidson, the 1903 model built in a shed, just because it's really effin' old, but it still gets the job done.

Answer 12

Barack Hussien Obama would ride a Blackbird (no flag holders)

McCain  American Iron Horse with a 3 foot American flag on the back

Answer 13

McCain a Harley.

Obama would have to take an opinion poll before deciding.

Answer 14

Obama would definitely have to have a side car so that bossy motormouth old lady of his could tell him how to ride.

she would pick out the bike naturally.

Mc Cain would ride a captain America bike from the easy rider movie & spend most of his time posing beside it instead of going anywhere.

Canada has a government too ? very intersting! who knew?

maybe we can borrow it. ours is a freakin joke.

Answer 15

McCain would be on one of those scooter chairs and Obama would need a tricycle with training wheels.

Answer 16

Obama: Definitely a Chinese or Korean POS. Hyosung, Tank, Roketta, etc. Great gas mileage, but difficult to find reputable mechanics who will support it.

McCain: Indian Chief or comparable classic American made, but gutless, slow, and old.

Bonus: Hillary: The Fatboy with custom paint, exhaust, etc. that she swiped from Bill. Tragically she would promptly trash it because she can't handle it.

John Edwards: Vespa

Rudy Giuliani: Whatever the polls said would most likely inspire patriotism, most likely a stock Harley Softtail.

Mitt Romney: Hayabusa. He wouldn't ride it because it's Japanese, but because it's insanely fast. You can't find an American bike that will perform like it. But because it's Japanese very few Americans will consider him.

Ron Paul: Revolutionary superbike that can carry infinitely many passengers without performance compromise, is powered by an ingenious new form of energy, controlled by an open source tuning and diagnostic computer, and doesn't cost a dime. Few Americans take it seriously because it's so different from anything they've ever seen.

Mike Huckabee: OCC-knockoff chopper. He bought it to look authentic, but can't actually negotiate a corner, accelerate to save his life, or drive more than 50 miles without refueling.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yamaha YZR-M1. Remarkable performer, but sadly not street legal.

Who am I forgetting?

Answer 17

Barack Hussein Obama would definetely  ride a foreign made bike probably from wherehe came from, Iraq, Iran ,Saudi Arabia and try to kill U.S. citizens with it.

McCain would ride an old Indian Chief.

Answer 18

McCain, definitely a Harley. Obama? would he even ride one?

Answer 19

They'd both ride  Harley-Davidson.

McCain because he wants to be perceived as am all-American kind of guy.

Obama because he he thinks "the workers control the means of production" at H-D and  he wants to be perceived as a friend to the Proletariat.

Answer 20

Obamamam would ride a Sunl and McCain a Harley

Answer 21

Obam would ride a vespa like Bo Diddley's

Mccaine would ride a goldwing

Answer 22

I think Obama will ride Honda RC51

and McCain will ride a Goldwing

Answer 23

mccain would be on a 'wing trike (he is quite old, and you see nothing but old guys on those things)

obama would probably be rocking a v-rod...

(pandering to stupid inbred voters, while supporting innovation)

Answer 24

Obama on a Ninja 250 , McCain on a screamin Eagle Ultra !

since former sn00p took Hover-round

Answer 25

does it matter?