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What branch of the Military does this funny belong to?

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I tried to "clean it up" as much as possible, so you know, but I figured if it's green, tough skinned, has something to do with water, it belonged to the Military men and women who deserve a good laugh once in a while. Am I right?

A koala was sitting in a gum tree, smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, "Hey Koala! Whatcha doin'?"

The koala said, "Smokin' a joint. Come on up and have some."

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala and they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry and that he was going to the river to get a drink of water.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he as sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, "Hey you!"

So the koala looked down at him and said, "Shiiiit!! duude!! How much water did you drink?!!"

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  1. you must have heard that one in school, uh?  You 3rd graders come up with the weirdest jokes....


  2. LOLZ - too funny! just made my day better!!!

  3. Cute. Gotta be the marines.

  4. Had nothing to do with the military...cute, though.

    If you want to give service members a laugh, go into your local recruiting office and ask for addresses of deployed men and women out in Iraq and Afghanistan. Mail them your jokes, cartoons, and anything else you'd think they'd enjoy :)

  5. I loved itbut I agree with Jessica.  You might consider having them drink instead of some.  Another source for jokes might be Comedy Cental as well.  

    COPYRIGHT THIS!!

    Btw, Why did the chicken cross the road?

    It was an egg and wanted to get laid.

  6. Nice one, but I don't think there's a military relation.

  7. Lol, that was cute.

    But i dont see how it was attached to the military.....

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