What can Gordon Brown do to bring Labour back from the brink of defeat and desolation?

Question

What can Gordon Brown do to bring Labour back from the brink of defeat and desolation?

Answer 1

He could find that guy they just arrested for plotting to kill him, give him a gun and tease him relentlessly..

Answer 2

Hand power to a more sensible person, i.e. The Queen!

Answer 3

Resign!

Answer 4

quit?

Answer 5

Hire karl rove.

Answer 6

Absolutely nothing.

Answer 7

Well he could try making your average Brittish voter realise that party politics is long dead, what with every party basically being left, right, middle, whenever it suits them.  That would be impossible though, as your average British voter has the IQ of a fridge magnet, and should in fact not be allowed to vote in the first place.

Answer 8

He can quit and announce that Maggie Thatcher will be his replacement.

Answer 9

Well, for starters, he can stop behaving like a table cloth. I have never seen nor heard anyone so eloquent nor refined about absolutely nothing. It is such a laid back refinement it reminds me of the way sugar dissolves into water before you add the instant coffee. He is clearly well educated and obviously means well, but I cannot for the life of me understand how anyone with as warm a demeanor as he has ever be effective in a place in the world where you have to stomp on people's toes and mean it and say things no one else has the courage to bring up. I certainly wish the man well, but I think he is far too polite and kind to do much good in any form of politics, unless possibly being convincing in complimenting someone on the way they are dressed.

Answer 10

shoot all labour mp's then turn the gun on himself He's a useless arrogant t@sser who couldn't run a 100 m sprint let alone a country.