What can I do about my alcoholic neighbour?

Question

My neighbour is a great guy when he is sober, but he is a pain when he has taken drink.

He starts on the bud lite as soon as he gets home from work, and must drink at least four cans, every night. This makes him short tempered, and paranoid.

Last night, I was half way down my second bottle of Jack Daniels when I decided to take a leap over the fence into his garden, strip off and take a bath in his ornamental pond. I thought he was in a party mood.

He called the cops on me. How can I get him to curb his drinking? It ruins his perspective on things?

Answer 1

Really!!

why do these people think they can handle their liquor?

Do you think maybe he needs an intervention?

Answer 2

Four cans o' budlight....hmmmphh...what a candy@$$....What kind of party did you think you were going to have being naked....he probably didn't recognize you with your @$$ shaved like that in the MOONlight...I'm sure it is just a big misunderstanding....try agian tonight.

Answer 3

LOL.....get him to keep up with you in the drinking department and he will find your antics more amusing.

Answer 4

and i thought this was a serious question!?

Answer 5

he has 4 beers, and you're on your SECOND bottle?  good one.

and i thought this was a serious question....put a TINY lol in my morning.

Answer 6

you guys need to be drinking together, therefore you can run your ideas by him first....maybe he was upset because you got there first and he wanted to skinny dip...or next time, slip him a mickey and then help yourself to whatevers in his fridge

Answer 7

perhaps wrong type of party... next time strip first then jump...

Answer 8

ha ha

Answer 9

lol.

ether you switch to beer or have him convert to jack daniels.

Answer 10

so that's what happened to all my jack daniels!  Maybe you should drink 4 cans of beer and 1 bottle of Jack. Next time party with me hon.