What can I do to be more angry?

Question

I tend to enjoy life, in an almost irreverent, Devil-may-care (let's be honest. i mean, who am i kidding, here? it's a "***** it" attitude) mood.

How can I become more easily agitated and hostile toward people?

How can I start thinking like everyone else, and begin conforming to the mainstream status quo?

What can I do to get you to REALLY like me, so I can feel whole and accepted?

It's time for me to cease pursuing my sovereign, self-contained, independent-thinking ways. How can I be more like . . . like you? How can I be more like YOU?

Ohhhhh, if I could just be like YOU! The tears of joy would cascade down my thankful cheeks, to puddle in my bowl of Cheerios, while the television booms and screeches in the backgroud, teling me what invaluable product I need to buy NEXT.

"New car, caviar, four-star daydream . . . Think I'll buy me a football team."

Ahhh, s***w it. I could never be like you. It's all just a useless dream.

Hey! Now I'm angry. Sweeeeet.

Answer 1

Start going to church....that usually pisses me off...people telling me silly fables from a book that man wrote to keep others from getting out of control and forgetting why we are really here...see...see what you did...you have me all agitated now....thanks...thanks a lot!

Answer 2

What are you on??????

Answer 3

Try dropping a big heavy weight on your bare toes and then blame someone else for it.  It doesn't matter WHO you blame, just blame others.

Answer 4

slap you daily for three times.

hehe heh

Answer 5

Well I have seen you about these forums and can honestly say you are already there and always have been.

Troll

Answer 6

Join Collingwood football club you should fit in perfectly.

You probably don't know about Aussie rules but over here everyone hates Collingwood unless you barrack for them and their can be very one eyed and angry.