What can I do to have s*x now?

Question

my husband is the the garage with his friend working on my son's go-kart, but I want to have s*x, how do I run his friend off?

Answer 1

go out there and be like "i need to talk to you for a minute"

when he comes to talk just start kissing and touching him and be like "i need/want you right now"

and the excitement will make him find a good reason to get rid of his friend and fast lol

or go out there and slip a note into his pocket that reads something along the lines of..

i want s*x now

i need s*x now

really horny for you

he'll get the hint lol

Answer 2

walk up to your husband tell him u want to have s*x. He will come up with a good excuse.

Answer 3

Take out the d***o and watch some good Gentleman Fantasy p**n

Answer 4

You can start by getting off of the computer and telling him

Answer 5

How about invite the freind in for some of you "lemondade"!

Its such a hot day outside.

Then you can get your frumpy freak on with his pal.  Add another notch to your bedpost.

Answer 6

Send a text to his phone telling him to come and get you NOW. lol  

Answer 7

You can always use a good family crisis and need to talk, that will soon tell his mate its time to go.

Answer 8

Go out to the garage and tell him that you need a moment to speak to him.  Take him into the bedroom and tell him exactly what you want to do to him and what you want him to do to you...right now!!

Answer 9

call him into the bathroom. Or just tell his friend is family time.

Answer 10

Run out to the garage and call out...

"I'm ready for s*x...honey, are you gonna come or what?"

I dare you!

The friend will run out so fast, I guarantee it.  It's the most awkward thing to hear...but your husband will be secretly proud that he has a wife who's actively looking for his "physical" attention.

Edit:

My husband made a comment I want to share with you:

He says, write him a s**y note instead- one that says:

"The sooner your friend leaves, the sooner you can meet me in the hot steamy shower, s*x to follow...

Love...

Or something along those lines...

Answer 11

just ask his friend to leave...its your property and if you want him to go away then just ask him...like if you want to have s*x with him while hes there of course ask him to leave like its your s*x-life so ...

Answer 12

You are just going to have to wait a little bit.