What can I do with my girlfriend in London tonight?

Question

I need something short notice to do tonight. Also I'm quite stint right now. Any unusual bars, good comedy shows or something a bit different on tonight?

Answer 1

The word is 'skint', meaning 'stony broke' or not a lot of cash.

The trick is to ask her if she'll 'go dutch' as in pay half the cost. You'll rteally have to be very tactful on that score. She may act dumb, but girls are not to be messed with.

Some girls will happily oblige, if only for  a night out. As for entertainment, the choice has to be mutual, and if she's paying half, go along with her wishes.

Answer 2

If you got that cheddar take her to a 5-star palace