What can i do to flush my system?

Question

i smoked weed two weeks ago and have to take a drug test i don't smoke often once a week and just a hit or two

Answer 1

I heard this from an actual doctor... mix 1 jug (approx. 4 quarts) cool water (not too cold), 1/2 to 3/4 cup molasses, and 5-6 freshly sqeezed lemons. Mix together really well. Drink one to two 8 oz. glasses every 4 hours until all gone. Good luck!

Answer 2

Dont listen to these clowns.

3 gallons of water could kill you.

Just man up, take the test and pray you pass.

Answer 3

put three little drops of bleach in a WHOLE GALLON OF WATER.nothing more nothing less or u may die, literally.  

Answer 4

Uh... I never did any drugs before so I wouldn't know. But I think you need to drink a lot of water, go to the bathroom a lot from drinking a lot of water, and eat papaya because I heard that clears most of the dirt in your system. Eating a lot of acidic stuff like lemons and oranges, anything citric, can probably chemically take out most of the bad stuff.

Don't smoke anymore and you wouldn't need to have to deal with this problem.

Answer 5

2 asprins in mornin and 2 more at night. with the water and try to sweat alot

Answer 6

You take the test, you hope for the best,

nothing you can do will change the outcome

Answer 7

There's nothing you can do but hope that you pass.  There is nothing known that will help you pass the test.  Anything that might have once worked is well known by the people who design the tests and has already been countered.  I hope you quit.

Answer 8

A great way to get rid of anything in your system is to buy from http://www.directdetox.com I have used them in the past and the service is awesome. Family run operation that understands how you feel and how much privacy is a concern. Fantastic place, I can't say enough about it! They have home drug test kits too and they can ship overnight too!

Answer 9

ok drink 3 gallons water and take 3 laxtives my friend did that and passed her drug test once the water and laxtives will clear you out  

Answer 10

dont do that bleach thing, its not worth killing yourself over a drug test!

also, dont take asprin. i was reading this drug test pamphlet at the drs the other day and it can show up as opiates i think. also, dont drink an excessive amount of water, you can die. DO NOT eat any meats or carbs, just fruits and veggies, because they dont have any oils in them to retain the thc. drink as much water as you can but dont force yourself to drink too much. i was in this situation before and im a 5'4'' 120 lb girl and i drank about a gallon and a half in one day. since you're not an every day user, its very unlikey it will show up. try going to one of those hippie stores or maybe a walgreens and see if they have detox pills. one last thing, make sure you do not drink a lot of water right before you go to the doctor's, they will see that it is dilluted from the clear color and make you take it later.

chill, you should be good!