What can i name my new rowing boat / tender / dingy thing?

Question

bear in mind that its a pile of rubbish and i made a mistake with the purchase - its likely to get left to fill with rainwater and sink, i can't even be bothered to scuttle it !

So...I'm not after any nice "i'm proud of this" type name

I'm after a name that you would call something just before you kicked it ;-)

unfortunately, it doesn't leak so "rotten old sieve" will not do.

Answer 1

how about "glug!"

or

"Bucking Foat"

Answer 2

Jim!

Answer 3

dingy thingy sounds funny enough.

Answer 4

Sea Pirate

Old Yella (?!?!?)

Rusty

Black Pearl

Waterloo

Storm

Chili Pepper

Yoda!!

haha Have fun choosing a name. :)

Answer 5

You answered your own question. "Dingy Thing"

Answer 6

Pimpraft

Answer 7

Call it 'parole' or 'probation'...  when people call your mobile, you can say "I'm out on parole now"

Answer 8

Only the pretentious name a very small dinghy.  Just put a sticker on the back saying i may be slow, old and ugly, but I  float.

Answer 9

BOBB

Answer 10

Bootlebumtrinket. It's what Gerald Durrell (late zoologist and owner of Jersey Zoo) used to call his dinghy when he was a youngster living in Corfu.

Answer 11

Floating t**d bucket!

Answer 12

The Last Resort

Answer 13

nogasneeded