What career is George W. Bush best suited for when he leaves office on Jan. 20, 2009?

Question

What career is George W. Bush best suited for when he leaves office on Jan. 20, 2009?

Answer 1

prime minister of britain he could really shine after the past thirty years of c**p we have had but jeeze would he look good right now

Answer 2

I go with the stand-up comic.  I hear he's already applied to be on the "Last Comic Standing" next year.

Answer 3

In a circus, people will pay good money to see a performing monkey try and string a sentence together.

Answer 4

He is one of the best orator and with his best oratory skill would give him a top job in Fox or CNN as a great reporter!

Answer 5

Janitor in a middle school or

Shoveling p**p out of dog compounds

Answer 6

cleaning toilet in prison

Answer 7

Director of Homeland Security.

Answer 8

Stand up comedy, he has the talent to make people laugh without saying a word.

Answer 9

You want fries with that?

Answer 10

He needs to go back to Texas to his "Green" house and leave the White house alone

Answer 11

He has deprived a village somewhere of it's idiot during his time in office. Maybe he'll just resume his sinecure/previous career trajectory.

He will replace Nixon (who was at least competent, and got the US out of Vietnam) as a cypher for all that is wrong, corrupt, stupid, ignorant, and untruthful for decades to come.

He will doubtless be a Muse and punchbag for Liberal authors everywhere, who will probably write him far more eloquent and grammatically correct dialogue than he would have extemporated.

Ultimately, and most damningly, nobody cares, so long as the US government doesn't let him wander outside the borders of the United States unsupervised.

Unfortunately, and as humane as Dutch prisons may be, it would probably reflect badly on the dignity of the US Presidency if he were arrested while visiting a jurisdiction which was a signatory to the International Convention on Human Rights, and ended up in the Hage facing charges as a War Criminal.

Answer 12

Grave stuffer.

Answer 13

Story teller he sure told lot of tales for the past eight years.