What career opportunities would be open to me?

Question

if I moved to America?

For example, does your "Welfare" pay as well as the UK's benefit system? How do trailers compare to Council Houses? Will I be able to sit on my backside all day watching Jeremy Kyle and smoking weed, or is there an American alternative?

I want a piece of the American dream, dammit!!!

Answer 1

you can be an American chav........

plz go, it will be their problem for a while.....

Answer 2

The American dream is there for hard working people that have drive and ambition to succeed.

It is apparent you don't posses those qualities.

Answer 3

I suggest go to Canada.. Because is no necessary insurance for first aid and hospital services, I know that U.S.A is the legend, but in the Canada there is more security. For esample, if you go to Toronto, you are in Canada with all the positiv things and you are in the same time very near the USA limit, and you can visit the american cities crossing the lake.. I'm italian and I know the ways of emigrants if I suggest this way is for you security. In Canada you are in peace with all the world, in USA there are many problem.. Reflect and make some researches! P.S. The canadian money are good like USA dollars... Hi! Musashi

Answer 4

You won't be able to survive here if you wanna just sit on you ar$e and smoke weed. I moved from the UK to here - so trust me. You really ought to grow up though. Who smokes weed these days anyway??? That's really lame. Good luck in REALITY!!! : )

Answer 5

Lol, I think you should be able to get a trailer, a Welfare check and "Medical Aid",  Great life!

You can get a gun over there too so you won't have to stab your mugging victims with knives anymore.  So much less labour-intensive!

PS it amazes me that some people can't see the joke/irony in this question - its a spoof, people!

Answer 6

we are hold ing a job for you as chief sweeper in the sewer system

Answer 7

Apply for a p22 when/if you go state side. Here you should get a foundation credit sum to begin your life in the USA!

Answer 8

sit on your dam AS in UK and smoke your dam wee in your dam welfare man.Keynes is from England. US is a dream for every hard worker all over the world. it is not a paradis,but and but it reserves for people who are willing to scratch from zero to 1billion to do so.

If you are not a dreamer, dont try it babe. sit your dam AS at home and I will make your wee for you! home can be a better place for you

Answer 9

you will only get to move to america if you can offer them something not many other people can.

so if you are a weed smoking waster you arent gonna get to go. why on earth would you want to leave, it sounds like you have it sorted with your welfare and your council house. Why do you deserve these things for free, you disgust me.

I hope you do go though, you are what is wrong with our country. waste of space. get a d**n job and grow up.

Answer 10

Are you coming to the US for career opportunities or to meet friends? Because there are a lot of weed smokers like yourself here who would love to make fun of your accent. And weed might actually be cheaper here. Cheers bloke.

Answer 11

satire does not....compute..... overload overload....!!!

seriously people it's a JOKE!

Answer 12

i love that people are taking this seriously.  i guess if you really wanna come and meet people like these, then good luck ;-)

Answer 13

Don't think you will get in without employment and will not qualify for welfare as not a citizen. If you are in dire straits while there they may offer some assistance but very little unlike the U.K. You have to work to survive. No work no dosh unless medically unfit but remember you must also pay medical insurance as no NHS or it will cost you dearly. Father took ill in Canada and was flown to New York and had to pay bill of $23000 for operation even though he died. If caught breaking the law you may find yourself on the next flight home.

Career oportunities can be good but qualifications differ and can be checked on immigration website.