What causes gas out my rear?

Question

I have lethal farts. Why?

Answer 1

Beans, beans, the musical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot

The more you toot, the better you feel

Let's all have beans for every meal

Answer 2

Do they smell like gerbils?

Answer 3

sounds like you're proud of them.......

do they make the dog cry?

Answer 4

your wife's cooking LOL

Answer 5

Beans

Answer 6

taco bell.

Answer 7

Lack of brain activity and low intelligence. the only cure is to climb a high building and do a head first dive off of it, the symptoms will disappear 35-45 seconds after landing. Good luck.