What charges could be pressed in this situation?

Question

X goes to a costume shop and buys a chicken suit. X then goes to McDonald's and purchases 3 Big Macs, eats 2 of them, and retains one. Then, X puts on aforementioned chicken suit and goes to the police station, approaches the desk, and angrily demands to talk to Michael Jackson. When the receptionist informs X that Michael Jackson is not available, X leaves the Big Mac on the desk and leaves.

What charges are possible, and under what laws? What is the maximum penalty possible, and what aggravating factors would be necessary?

Answer 1

any of the following

1. agravated assault..

2. disdurbing the peace

3. consealing ones identity.

i doubt anything would happen in this case the police station migh even get a laugh out of it.. if nothing was broken stolen harrased or crazy **** done then most likely nothing but id keep my ears open for the agravated assault if it continued..  

Answer 2

Felonious stupidity.

Answer 3

That was you?