What color eye shadow to get to make me look simply amazing?

Question

My face looks like an @ss. My legs are white and scaly and the skin peels on a regular basis. My DNA is left behind me wherever I go. My arms are red and bumpy but the jet black hair covers it all up so they kind of look like the Rocky Mountains, or the Appalacians, whichever is larger in size. My right eye is 3 times larger than my left so sick desperate men think I'm winking at them 24/7 and they try to take me home. I would go home with them but there is so much fat, I don't think we could get a lot done. It'd all just get in the way. With every step my left elbow crackles then pops. It doesn't hurt but my teacher beat me with a stick because she thought I had rice crispies in my pocket. Eating in class isn't allowed. WTF is wrong with me?! Does anybody have any tips that could make me beautiful?

Answer 1

Is this some kind of a joke?

Answer 2

eye liner does wonders....maybe some mascara......

Answer 3

That must hurt...but we all exaggerate to an extent. You may see yourself as having an eye 3x larger than the other, but we probably don't. Maybe put up a picture?

Answer 4

D:

i'm sure that's not true!

i'm sure you're really beautiful, and you just think you're hideous.

i seriously think i am so fat.

but inside, i really do know that i'm a perfect size.

i just don't like to believe it.

maybe if you were to post up a pic?

plus.

i'm sure there's more good things about you than bad!